lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

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thelow-cal-calzone-zone:

I’m pretty sure this is my favorite quote from this show ever

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

mcmahonism:

the un are having a conference on gender equality and have only invited men like that was an actual joke on parks and recreation and now it has happened in real life

in case yall were doubting this to be true

Reblogged from Lipstick Feminists

it-started-to-rain:

I found this on the wall in english class today

image

Amazing

maariamph:

Let’s live our lives heroically / Let’s live them with style

Reblogged from La Mer Enchanté
chesterschaun:

i want to thank everyone who voted for me

chesterschaun:

i want to thank everyone who voted for me

foxmouth:

100 Abandoned Houses, 2010-2014 | by Kevin Bauman

sixpenceee:

Creepy/Morbid/Amazing Jewelry Part 2

Here is Part 1

Images found while heavily breathing through this pininterst page

mega-terranovan:

natawhat:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

babygoatsandfriends:

Koalas having an argument.

if you have never heard a koala noise before, here is yr chance

they sound like fuzzy bike horns

Best thing about this is that, because of what’s in a koala’s diet; they are completely stoned while they’re awake. Thankfully they’re only awake for about 2 - 4 hours a day

Reblogged from U.M.Q.R.A.

You can’t love until age 25.

honeyipwnedthekids:

You’re brain isn’t fully developed until you’re 25. If you love any thing (especially if you’re a teenager) it’s just lust. You love playing guitar? It’s just lust. You actually want to fuck your guitar. You love food? Same thing. You love your family and your dog? You sick fuck. 

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