Nerdy. Random. Silly. Punny. More awesome than your big toe could ever wish to be <3
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The guy at the McDonalds drivethru bummed a cigarette off of me and gave me a free apple pie for it lmao
AND THREE EXTRA NUGGETS
SCORE
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WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE LONGHORN STEAKHOUSE BLOG??!?!
COME ON YOU GUYS THIS IS GOLD
IT’S FULL OF STEAK PUNS
you guISE
!!!!!
MEAT PUNS. SEXUAL MEAT PUNS COME ON.
THEY ARE SASSY
not all the time tho, but it’s still cute
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS???(via 2hou)
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Kirsi Pyrhonen in ‘Mechanical Dolls’ shot by Tim Walker for Vogue Italia October 2011
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things i love about the hannibal fandom
- no matter how fucking depressing the show is they make joke comics out of it
- most dont romanticize will graham’s condition
- accept and yet are terrified and yet accept hannibal lecter
- appreciative of good writing
- are sensible about people’s triggers to gore
- joke comics
- feel the need to have fancy dinner parties and appreciate a good cannibal pun
- joke comics
- did i mention also: fucking joke comics
- motherfucking joke comics okay
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(Source: littlechinesedoll, via oldfilmsflicker)
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Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence.
That must mean Bing is a man, tries to think it’s superior and does a horrible job with pleasing its user.
oh damn.
Binged yo bitch
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I’ll just leave this here.
um
is there context to this or
the actual explanation for this is spock being way too horny
seriously, Spock is horny, that’s the plot. welcome to the 46 time winner of the gayest slash couple ever award. no one else has won it because nothing can get this gay without there being actual gay sex.
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don’t pity the dead pity the living and above all pity those who gave up on teen wolf after only watching the first episode
(Source: hadestowns, via sanswolf)
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When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.
clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented
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